Eanna’s Cock Review:
Well shit, that thing is impressive for sure. I was a bit taken aback and had to stare at this cock a good few minutes before I regained my composure. The cat is a bit wet but I managed to pull myself together for this cock rating. You must be aware that you have a rather nice torpedo like cock here Joe. I know that it would have to be eased in a tight pussy like this. I am now thinking what position I would like to try with a nice long dick like this… This dick is well above average length and such a turn on. Along with that 
great length you got yourself a nice fattie there too. Girth is my fave and look at you, you were blessed and bestowed with both. Sure to be a total pussy pleaser and instant panty dropper. Your head is plump and kissable what more can a girl ask, great shape, great head. Big, fat and ready to fuck. Since that dick is long and big I think I found the perfect position that we can try out together. I call it “sittin sideways. I will lie on my side with my legs bent as if I was sitting down and my back arched pushing my fat ass out. You approach me from the bottom where your fat dick can slowly ease into my pussy. I love this position because you are able to grab and slap and pull on my ass and hips a lot which makes me wet and wild. When I saw this position I knew it was perfect for a big dick like yours and I am wet at the idea of you sliding in and out slow at first but then faster and faster. I can imagine the wet sounds as that fat head thrusts in and out of me. I begin to bounce rhythmically with you because I am so turned on. I slide my hand down the front of my pussy and begin to rub and finger my clit. I am going to cum and I am moaning so loud the neighbors are banging the wall but we don’t care. I begin to scream and your manly moans intermingle until we both loose it and you are gushing cum into my pussy. It overflows making me have a humongous orgasm as the cum spills all over this pussy. The End.
4/5
eanna
Christina’s Cock Review:
It is that beautiful dick you have there in those pants. I am jealous of any girl you hook up with cuz they get to cradle that beauty all day long every day. Ah if only I was so lucky, I would just live in our bed waiting to get dick downed by that cock. I am so wet imaging our daily fuck sessions. Surely you know what a rare and lovely dick you have. In case you don’t or are just over modest lets rate this beast. Your dick is well above the average dick length wise. I love this dick all around it is more winning than Charlie Sheen and that man is winning. What a fat and girthy dick. It is so robust and just aching to enter this tight little puss. Your mushroom tip looks delicious enough to take a bite out of. But I 
know ouch don’t worry I would never hurt such a lovely cock. Even with the all natural manscape you look fresh and clean so a big thanks from all your future fucks. Keep the Johnsen clean! I like to call the position that I have chosen “all the way up.” Basically I am going to sit on the edge of a bed or the table, whatever works best for your height. You approach me and get down on your knees with that bad boy aimed directly up towards my pussy. As you close in on me you will lift my legs and wrap your hangs around my thys allowing control of the entry of that big fat cock of yours. You slowly enter me and it drives me wild but since you have the control even though I want to throw this weight down and get pounded you tease me. You bad boy you are making sure this pussy deserves that cock. I try to spread my legs wider to take more of that dick but you deny me. I wrap my hands around your neck begging you to pulverize this pussy to the max. But you want to start as a slow, denying lover. I clench my pussy tight around your dick and this drives you wild. “Yes Joe!” So wild you pound the pussy the way I wanted to begin with until we both cum fast and hard and without warning you keep fucking me through the orgasms. Round 2 baby.
4.5/5
tina
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