Natalie’s Humiliation Rate:
What the fuck am I even looking at sweetie? Is that supposed to be a cock? I mean seriously. Is that thing even hard? I’m sorry babe but I honestly just can’t even see it past all that foreskin… Or maybe you don’t really have that much foreskin, its just that your cock is so fucking small that the rest of your dick ends up looking like a cocktail weenie hors d’oeuvres. Fuck man. If I wrapped my hand around it, I’d still have 3 fingers free. I’ve seen wild mushrooms growing in the forest bigger than this dick. Literally dude, when I saw the pic of your uncut dick, I had no idea what I was looking at. I thought you were showing me the lint in your bellybutton not your bloated micro dick. I can’t even imagine having this dick in my mouth. I feel like I would choke on it but not in a monster cock kind of way, but in a, this toy is not recommended for children under 4, because its a choking hazard. I honestly don’t even know what the fuck there is for me to rate here. This dick is puny and pruny. This dick is pathetic and has absolutely no shaft. This is a micro cock if micro cocks could have micro cocks themselves. 1/5
nats
Holly’s Humiliation Rate:
I don’t think that I’ve seen an uglier cock in my entire life. I am sitting over here with my roommate and we are just bending over in laughter over your pictures. It honestly took us 10 minutes to calm down before I could start to write, so I guess you could say, you are buying my time more than the regular guy. The difference is that with other dick pics I get, I actually want to fuck them, I actually CAN fuck them. This dick is completely useless to me. That cock couldn’t even make it past my labia.It just looks like a pregnant woman’s belly button. I mean babe, this is so sad to me, I might just start crying thinking about how you will probably never get a girl to cum on your dick. Your life is just gonna be a series of sad and sexless relationships isn’t it? The only chance you have to get a girl to go out with you again is if you have a magic tongue that can eat pussy double-time. And I mean really really eat that pussy out clean and good. Maybe some fingering would help since obviously even your pinky finger is longer than that pathetic little cock. But now I am afraid to ask at how big your tongue is. When your dick looks like your thumb, I’d probably stop sending dick pics around. Ok, I’ve had enough to laugh at today, I guess I’ll rate this pathetic cock now. Ugh dude, I just cannooootttt stop laughing though, so for that, you get a higher rating, which at this rate, does not really mean much as I can’t give 0 as a rating. 1/5
holly
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September 15, 2015 at 4:31 pm
If I try to have sex it only lasts for a few seconds until I cum anyway.
December 17, 2015 at 8:33 am
is that the smallest dick rated on here?
December 30, 2015 at 1:32 am
Wow it’s huge compaired to mine haha it’s only 1 inch rock hard