Natalie’s Cock Review:

Hi. Well you cock did make me laugh looking at it. I acutally had to do a double take. “Is that a cock?” I said to myself. I mean it looks like a hot dog stuck inside of a really big blanket. Or maybe…. no I will stick with the hot dog analogy. It just looks weird. I have never seen a cock like this before, I can say that truthfully. I guess I could give you some points for origninality? This is sad. I don’t know what you could use this for? I don’t see a cock head. One of my favorite parts about a cock is where the cock head meets the shaft. This is just confusing to look at. It looks like a wreck. Do you fuck with this “thing?” I can’t  really see your balls but I see a little bit of skin smashed behind that sad piece of meat you call a cock. So I know your balls are there, I would have liked to have seen them. Do they look anything like your cock? I am going to have to rate you a 1/5 unless you can tell me what you do with that “thing”.

nats

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