I can see why they gave me your cock to review. I like them big. Thick. The kind of cock that will plus me up completely. Your cock wouldnt even plug up the pee hole of my king kong dildo.  Seriously. What is that?  Hopefully you arent married because if you are i can guarantee you that she is getting it from a real man. Every night. While you lay at home at night feeling bad for yourself, and you should, she’s out screaming some real guys name. I’d love to see that in real life and measure it against my pinky. Dont worry, i’m sure you have a great personality.

Damn!!! I’m nowhere near the slut the other girls are but even my tight pussy would be too loose for you. You definitely lost the penis lottery and i doubt even a penis pump or viagara will help you.  Actually give me a minute.  Ok good now i can review it. I got my magnifying glass. Nope, even now it looks like a sad little thing that looka more at home on a little boys body. Maybe that’s what happened. You’re a Peter Pan lost boy and you still haven’t gotten the body of a real man.  Just did a google search, you suffer from pathetic penilitis. Thanks for the laugh.  Time to look at some real men now.