Well….for your cock, Phil, I’m recommending any position that obstructs my view. I don’t mean to be cruel, but that ain’t the prettiest dick I’ve ever seen, Phil. It looks lumpy, and the head is small in comparison to the rest of it. It’s a very perplexing conundrum to ponder your dick, Phil. It’s not super large, either, so here’s what I’m thinkin- after you’ve woo’d me with dinner, a movie, and your incredibly charming personality, and we go back to your place, then you’ve most likely convinced me to chance it with the less than appealing cock you have. Your still going to have to put some effort into it…maybe by kissing a line down my neck, down onto my chest, and across my gorgeous, plump breasts. Warmer, Phil. Now your going to slide your hand gently into the front of my pants and begin to caress my clit with your fingers. You can feel the moistness begin, and you slide two fingers inside my pussy while still rubbing my clit with your thumb. It won’t take you long to drive me to the edge of madness this way, Phil, and I will be completely willing to swallow that funky lookin cock whole You lay me onto my back, and lift my ankles to rest on your shoulders, but add in a twist! Instead of putting my legs on your parallel shoulders, you cross my legs, and put them on the opposite shoulder- As you slide your now throbbing cock into my super hot and moist pussy to enjoy the silken feel of the walls of it, you realize how super tight this position makes me feel. I get tighter and tighter with each stroke you take, and closer and closer to the explosion of the century, and your super hard cock is beginning to throb with the need for release. Your balls begin to tighten as you stroke deeper and deeper, and I hear myself moan. ͞Oh, God. I’m gonna cum,͟ I warn you as I hear a moan escape from your lips. You begin to thrust harder and faster now, and I feel my muscles contract and flex with pleasure. I lift my hips just slightly to allow the deepest possible penetration for you just as you begin to explode inside of me, and slowly, you begin to take slow, deep strokes- once, twice, and then my legs fall to the side as you take your third stroke. You collapse on top of me, and we are both spent. We’re both happy, satisfied, and I never had to take an up close look at your dick and ruin the moment. Wasn’t it worth it? 3/5
smoochies, alyssa
Christina’s Rating:Oh, babe. That’s hideous. Let’s keep the lights off, k? If you’re cool with that, then I have some excellent fucking ideas! How about this one, Phil? I’m a yoga teacher, so I’m very familiar with the Lotus position, and plenty flexible enough to easily maneuver this- The Reclining Lotus Obviously, I am charged with the task of getting your cock nice and hard before springing into this predicament. My personal favorite for this involves tongue and lips . After I reach into your pants to cop a feel of what I’m working with, I slowly unzip your pants and lower my mouth to the head of your cock. I like to start at the bottom, so I slowly lick your balls, and even suck just slightly on them, right before I take my wet tongue and run it slowly up the underside of your cock. Once I reach the tip, I wrap my soft lips around your dick, and slide them up and down your cock, tasting your salty skin, and leaving a trail of dripping wetness behind everywhere my tongue touches. This drives you insane, and you grab my hair and pull me up to face you. Then, after forcing me into my back, I feel you palm the soles of my feet and force my knees to bend up to my chest. Then I feel you slide your mega hard cock inside of me, and I feel my pussy walls tighten in response. You begin to stroke in and out, and in and out, and all the while, I feel my pussy get tighter and wetter with pleasure. I can feel every kilometer of your throbbing cock inside of me, and I can even feel it take across my clit as you stroke faster and faster. Suddenly, I feel my spine begin to tingle, and I know that orgasm is soon to follow. With my own hands, I grab my knees to pull them closer to my body to allow you to drive your cock deeper and deeper. I feel my hips begin to grind in unison with yours, and I hear your breath catch in your throat as a sigh escapes my lips. Harder and faster you drive until, in perfect unison, I feel all of my muscles tighten, and a wave of pleasure runs from my eyes to my toes. At the exact same time, I feel you pull your dick out of me and begin to cum all over my plump, round ass cheeks. You rub your cock between my ass cheeks as cum continues to shoot from your cock until you are completely and utterly empty. You have any clue where I threw my clothes? 4/5
tina
Rae Ann’s Rating:
2 things for certain, Phil: 1) I have a gorgeous ass, and 2) you do NOT have a gorgeous dick. The size of your dick appears to be very multi functional, but damnit if I don’t want to have to look at it. It’s lumpy, or something. And the head of it is weird. I’m not disqualifying you from the Fuck Party purely because your cock is a very nice size, but we’re gonna pick a position that doesn’t require me to to have to dwell on the looks of it, uh-k?Now, back to point #1. I have an amazing ass, and because your dick is ugly, you’re going to score a great view of it. However I fuck your brains out is going to be in a reverse, or backward position. Personally, I’ve been wanting to try this one out- and I think you are the perfect candidate for this experiment, Phil. I usually like to get a dick hard with my lips and tongue, but that’s a dangerous chance for close up to take, so I think I might just spit in my hand and rub your cock. How do you feel about that, baby? I have a fresh manicure, and my hands are perfect and soft. They feel like silk rubbing up and down your cock, and you feel it begin to harden. So do I . I grip slightly tighter, and use the pre cum that has started to ooze out the tip of your cock to lubricate my hand now. I slide my hand up and down, getting tighter with each stroke, and just as I feel your balls begin to tighten- stop! Again, I spit into my hand, but I use it for myself this time, just before I shove you onto your back, and climb across you. Instead of straddling you completely, I straddle only one leg, with my face away from yours, giving you a bird’s eye view of my plump, round ass cheeks. I feel you put your palms on my cheeks as I begin to slide my pussy down onto the shaft of your cock. I can feel myself get wetter and wetter as it becomes easier and easier to slide myself up and down. I hear you moan, and I reach down with one hand to massage your balls as I continue to grind against your hips. I wrap my other arm around your leg and pull it in close to me, and now I can feel it pushing against my clit. You continue to moan as we grind together in perfect time, and I start to feel my muscles tighten. ͞I’m going to cum,͟ you say, as I rub that special spot just behind your balls, and flirt around with the edges of your asshole with my fingertip. I grind harder and harder until I feel my own body begin to spasm just in time with the wetness that escapes from your cock, and fills up the inside of me. A few more slow strokes, just to milk the last bit from us both, and then I roll off to the side. I keep my gaze above your waist as you lazily take in my spent body with your eyes. That was actually pretty amazing. I might be willing to try it again….blindfolded next time? 3.5/5
Rae
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