Why oh why me?!? Why do I always get stuck with the weird ass cocks? I feel like it is just me that gets stuck with the ugly looking cock and balls. All the other girls on here get the good cocks and I am stuck looking at yours. The other woman on here get the big sexy monster cocks and I get suck with someone whose balls look like there coochie done fell out. Konner so I guess I will start with your balls. Like when you are not hard they look like an actual ball sack and are very misleading because when you get hard they look just  like balls with some loose skin around them not attractive at all. I do not think I could accurately describe how gross and weird looking they are. I would not do it justice if I tried. You know the most disappointing thing about this is your cock is a decent length but its soooo ugly and weird shaped and wrinkly with lots of veins yuck that it just does not matter. I am so upset that I am stuck “rating” your penis. Like who in the world wants to look at your cock dude. I see that you are single and I think my point was just proven. You if you were my man I would not let you touch me I have another idea in mind that is what I would do. So if we were together I would invite another man over to have sex with me while you watched us. As soon as he got there I would instantly start making out with him while you sit on the couch and watch us make out by the front door. Clothes would slowly be taken off as I drop to my knees and start sucking on his dick in front of you. I would show you that he has a normal big cock, that it is not wrinkly or have any weird curves. I would also lick and suck on each one of his balls and show how normal his looks compared to yours. I would make sure to talk to you about it in between switching on sucking on his cock and balls. The guy and I would move over to the couch where you are sitting and I would have you get on the floor and climb on top of you so my pussy is in your face but you are not allowed to touch me. While he climbs over you as well and he starts to fuck me in front of you. I would force you to sit there and watch how much I enjoy a normal cock inside my pussy doing all the things you know you can not do to please me. I would want you to listen to how different his balls sound as they smack against my clit causing me to moan over and over again till he cums inside of me.

Hey there Konner, I am going to start your rating off with your pathetic excuse of a penis. Your penis is wrinkly, saggy, has a weird ass curve to it. The is in the middle of your shaft its like skateboard ramp. It is honestly the weirdest looking penis I have ever seen. I know dicks that curve left or right at the head part but not yours. Then when it is not hard and it soft. It just looks so sad and wrinkly, like it looks like you need to put lotion on it or something it looks like it does not get enough moisture or something. It is just over all a weird ass penis dude. I feel bad for my eyes, like instead of getting a cock that could make me have amazing fantasies all day I am stuck with yours which makes me have this disgusted look the whole damn time. The disappointment is etched all over my face right now. Ugh let me mention your balls for a second too. So when you are not hard your balls actually look like a ball sack when you are hard, my gosh your balls look like a vagina whose ovaries fell out. It is so weird looking. Your balls are literally just covered by a layer of skin and that is it. No extra cushion and they are on the smaller side as well. I have seen big ass sexy balls. Yours however are not sexy at all.

eanna