A Deep Penetration No Matter What Position

Posted by: Natalie , October 1, 2020

Bethany’s Cock Review:

What a dumb looking cock you have, you sorry little guy! Do you think you can even call that a cock? It’s so short and stubby and with a ball of fur at the base, no woman would want to touch a lousy cock like that! Why would you not shave away those curly pubes? Didn’t your mother ever teach you anything about hygiene? That’s basic, common knowledge for most real men, but I guess you’re not a real man with a cock like that anyway, so why does it matter? What a tiny, pathetic, useless cock you have! I bet I could barely feel that enter my tight little pussy! It’s like a little carrot sticking out of the ground waiting to be plucked by a rabbit! Your head looks like a bike helmet sitting on top of a stick! No one wants a mushroom dick! I think your doctor did a botched surgery when she circumcised your dick! He must have let his knife slip and cut off too much of your skin, making your dick look pathetic! Put that thing away, save yourself the shame and don’t ever show it to any woman! Your shaft is like a veiny hot dog that wouldn’t eve know how to please a woman even if you tried! There is no hope for you ever getting a girlfriend with a puny dick like that! Too bad for you, loser! You couldn’t even have sex with a woman if you tried! It would be like, “let me see if I can feel you….where is it? Hmm, well it’s so tiny to fit in the palm of my hand, so I guess we can just call it a cute little pet!” You only deserve a little pat on the head and and then a tuck back in where you belong, little dick! Good thing I have a good dildo to please me in the way I deserve because that dick won’t be doing it for me! It’s so pathetic that I’d have to call up your best friend to help me out when I’m horny instead! You know, that best friend of yours with a real man’s dick? The one who is a real man, not like you! The one who actually has something to show off in his pants. I’d have him come over and make you watch him fuck me, sitting in the corner like the loser that you are, with your little shrimp dick in between your fingers wanking off while you got to see what a real man does and deserves! You’d be so sad watching what a real man gets that you wouldn’t even be able to make your own dick cum! Such a pathetic loser you are! I feel sorry for any woman who tries to get with you, if you even ever have anyone interested in your dating profile because you literally have nothing to offer her! What does your profile even say? Maybe “Loser dick man”? Hahahaha!

beth

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