Christina’s Rating:

Aww, what a cute little weeny you have! NOT! What the fuck do you even call that stupid looking piece of meat in your pants? Definitely not something I want to be around! Locked up is totally where that lousy piece of meat belongs! Locked up with the key thrown away for no one to ever find. That way your teeny weeny can be in misery all its life and never know the adoration of a woman. Come on, when your teeny weeny is the same size as your pathetic, loser ball sac, we have a problem! No one will ever want to pay any attention to that hairy sac of shit! Didn’t your mama ever teach you about proper manscaping to make your weeny look more attractive? Not that it really matters, technically, since you’re going to be locked up forever anyway, but the point is, you’re such a loser that you don’t even know how to care for your teeny weeny and at least make an effort to try and make things look better for a woman! What a sad, demented loser you are! Worthless piece of trash and not even worthy enough to even be called a man with a teeny shrimp dick like that! It looks like a fat baby slug in a cage! Haha! A worthless slug that no woman will ever touch with a ten foot pole! You need to hide away in closet somewhere with your ugly, slug dick and never come out. Take it from me and spare yourself the shame of such a pathetic loser slug dick! 0/5 stars for you!

tina

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