Natalie’s Rating:
Oh sweetie, if you think you can get anywhere in life with a shaftless, ugly dick like that, then think again! That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my life and I never want to see that pathetic thing you call a dick again! It’s more like an ugly pencil sitting between your legs with a huge, ugly sac of shit behind it. Talk about not wanting a short dick man….well, yeah, honey, put that thing away! No one wants to see that small of a dick, unless it’s to have a great laugh! There is no way in hell I’d go anywhere near that! I mean, how in the world can we even find it in that fleshy mess that you have down there, dude?! You have way too much floppy fat going on down in those pants! Puuuhleeease! You’ve got to be kidding yourself if you think that no-shaft tiny little stump isn’t attractive! Getting a mouth full of dick is not going to be on the agenda! Yuck! This dick is the worst! So ugly and gross! Your mom literally still seen your cock at it’s largest, at 2 maybe three years old? Who does that these days anyway? Are you trying to remain celibate the rest of your life? No one wants to deal with that micro cock of a head as their dick, especially when you can barely see the head as it is! It looks like a tiny turtle head trying to poke its way out of its hole. And don’t get me started on the fact you didn’t show your ball sack. Jeez, it’s pretty sad when I imagine it’s uglier than your actual dick! I assume your balls are all shriveled like an old man’s, leaving your skinny dick to rot in the gutter! You should lock that dick up in a cage where it belongs and leave it there for the rest of your life! I don’t even know how you have sex with yourself, needless to say, another woman! I mean, how on earth could she even feel that enter her? Oh wait, she couldn’t because your big hairy ball sack is in the way and won’t let your dick even go in! Perhaps she could offer you her belly button as a hole tiny enough to fit your teensy tiny dick inside! OMG, I can’t even imagine going on a date with you, then taking you home, only to be surprised with having to try to find your dick hiding somewhere. I wouldn’t even know what to do with that or how to have sex with that mini wee wee. What do you want me to do? Take it between my two fingers and jerk it between my finger tips until a tiny blob of useless cum shoots out? How does that pleasure me at all? Yeah, it doesn’t! I I’d probably get more pleasure out of laughing my ass off when you took your pants off! Sorry, loser.
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Eanna’s Rating:Aww, what a cute little dick! Cute, not in a good way! Who wants a cute dick? Not any woman that I know! Cute dicks are for loser boys. Loser boys who will never, ever know how to please a woman because that’s exactly what you are…a boy with a little loser dick! Definitely not a dick worthy of ever seeing the presence of a beautiful woman who wants a real man with a real dick! How could that tiny little peanut ever please a pussy? It can’t even be big enough to make its way into a pussy! If you were in front of me, I’d be laughing hysterically at the pathetic little present you have hiding in your pants! I can barely even find it because it’s so small and hidden amongst all that fat! What’s up with that? And let me tell you, women will not be your friend, my dear. Don’t you know that kind of dick scares most women away? We don’t know what to do with JUST a dick head, needless to say, hiding the little peanut that you do have even more. Also, you look a little furry and that’s so unattractive! You’re supposed to have a nice clean ball sack and base of your dick to make your tiny dick look bigger….if that’s even possible with that pathetic thing in your pants! Duh, the least you can do is help yourself out and shave that mini ball sack and around the base of that thing you call your dick. You know what your dick looks like? One of those pigs in a blanket hors d’oeuvres at the parties I go to. That’s how skinny and pathetic it is. Just big enough to fit into a tiny little bun wrapped around it and with one bite, it’s gone. I don’t know who would even want to put that in their mouth, though! It would be like sucking on a little hairy thumb! Gross! I hope that you take my advice and never, ever show your dick to any woman. You’d be better off joining a convent and hiding out as a monk so no woman will ever have to be embarrassed for you when you open your pants to show them the little thing that you have buried in there. She’d have to take out a magnifying glass just to figure out where it is! Then if she did find it, how would she have sex with you? There is no way that skinny thing is making a pussy feel good, so I guess you’d have to settle for a suck off with some ball playing, but I doubt I’d want to get my mouth anywhere near those hairy balls! All I can say is you better have some other really good skills if you ever want to please a woman in the way she deserves. With that skinny little pencil dick, she will be needing a lot more attention than from your tiny dick. Do the world a favor and keep your pants on!
Well, hello there! Harrison I know you asked for humiliation, but please do not get offended by anything I say. This is just my opinion, and I am only one person. With that being said, let’s get into it shall we? I was looking at your pictures and already I can see that you really are not that big. You seem to be waaaaaay below average even. You see, I might be a little bit of a size queen. I love huge cocks. I like being both submissive, and a big, thick cock can put me into my subspace pretty quickly. I think you would need to be my submissive if we ever had the opportunity to have a night together. I wonder if your lack of size made you better at other things. There is no way you have gotten some one off with that tiny, little cock. You have to have other skills. Maybe you are an obedient little slave. Maybe you are really good at eating pussy. I would need to test that out. Now, back to your cock. You are the smallest I have seen, I guess. I just need something bigger to please me. I noticed you are not shaced. I guess it really doesn’t matter if you are or not. I just would prefer it if you were. It would add to your cock’s aesthetic appeal, I think. That is just my opinion though. Some women are into it. The head of your dick would need to be a little rounder, for sure. Maybe a little thicker than your shaft so that maybe you can have a more pronounced ridge below the head, or maybe just offer a shaft at all???? So, I think it is safe to say that I really don’t like your dick all that much, but you can make it up to me. I have quite few kinky things in mind. I would probably start by tying you up and sitting on your face. I think that would be tons of fun. Something tells me you might be good at it. Then again, maybe you won’t. We won’t know until we try it. Then I would make you stroke your own cock and eat your own cum. Why would I it? That would be degrading. I really do not like your cock all that much, but I would still have some fun with you. You can be my little slave! Don’t you think? Telling a tiny cock loser, like you, what to do really turns me on! You do not have any length. You do not have the thickness I like. So, you wouldn’t even be able to fill me properly. Another thing, a good sub always keeps himself trimmed. You would not want to disappoint your mistress do you? You should aim to please her in any way you can. I also really wish you were a completely different size, , but I really enjoyed writing this for you! I hope you enjoyed reading it! 😊
lys
Hey baby! Let’s get to it shall we? Looking at your pictures I can already tell you are not that large, like…. at all. Actual, you are really quite small. Your shaft does not even exist, so how do you expect to fill me like I would like. You really do not have much for length. You are really quite below average, like the bottom. I do not like that you are not shaved. If I ever were to suck your dick, though I highly doubt I would, I would not want to have a mouth full of hair when I do it. It is really annoying. I guess the head of your cock has an “ok” shape. I do wish you were though that any sort of shaft existed. Not that it does anything to the feel of it. It does diminish the look though. I think it is safe to say, I do not find your tiny cock all that impressive. Have you been able to get anyone off with that tiny little cock? Maybe you make a good submissive. If I were you, I would have to do anything I can to please my mistress. How else would you get any action? I am not trying to be rude. I am just trying to be honest. Maybe you are better at other things. I wonder how good you are with your tongue. Anyways, If we had the opportunity, I am not sure what I would do with you. I am confident that you would not be able to get me off with such a small cock. I do want to see what else you might be good at though. Maybe I can tie you up to a chair as you watch me get fucked by a real cock. I am not really sure how kinky you are, but I am pretty kinky. I think I would want to bring another woman into the room with us. You will be tied to a chair. So, all you would be able to do is watch us fuck each other. I think that would be a lot of fun. Maybe we will be nice and tie you to where your hands are free. That way you can stroke your little cock while you watch us play with each other. Watch what it is really like to fuck. Like I said previously, I really do not find your cock all that impressive. I like a good sized cock that can fill me and I can feel deep. It is just more fun that way. Again, I wish you were shaved. These are just my preferences so please do not be offended. I hope you enjoy reading this review as much as I enjoyed writing it for you. Again, please do not be offended by what I have said.
tina
Hey there Harry! I am going to let you know right off the bat, I’m pretty kinky. I am not sure how kinky you are, but if you are not as kinky as I am this could get interesting. Lol. So, now to the fun stuff, shall we? Let’s start with your cock. Starting with your balls, I really wish you were shaved and I could see them. It just looks cleaner that way, and I hate getting hair in my mouth, especially when I am just trying to have some fun. The shaft of your cock does not fucking exist, like not even a little bit, which is such a deal breaker. I really like a nice thick, long cock. I am switch but I love to be dominated too. It is t difficult to find someone to do it just the way I like. The head your little cock is not too bad. It has an ok shape, but again, it needs a shaft, something to be proportionate to your cock so it does not look “weird” or “off”. I do not like that you have a bunch of chub around it. I think it is a look thing for me. It just looks “less appealing”, if you were. If you and I were to get together for the night. I am not sure I would touch your cock at all. I am confident that you would be too small to please me. I wonder how else you would try to please. You would have to come up with something that is not your cock. I wonder how good you are as a submissive. I would love to tie you up and torture you for a while. Maybe command you around a while. I think I would want to bring another person in so I can be please properly. I would start by playing with you and let you get me warmed up. I think I would tie you up and sit on your face. I am really curious about how good you are with your tongue. After all of that, I would let you watch what it is really like to fuck a woman. Maybe I will bring in another woman just to hurt your ego a little more. I think it would be a ton of fun. Maybe we will let you stroke your cock, maybe not. It depends on how good you are. I think it is safe to say, I do not find you cock impressive, at all. I never have seen smaller. I wonder you ever gotten a woman off with that tiny, little cock? Poor baby. I am sure you have had to work extra hard to get any action huh? It is the worst, and it’s furthest from the best. I hope you enjoyed reading this review as much as I enjoyed writing it. Please do not upset about anything I have said. I am just trying to be honest with you. I, personally, would not be pleased.
ky
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