Natalie’s Cock Rating:
LOL.. Matthew…Matthew…Matthew… Excuse me for a moment as I laugh uncontrollably! Now, let’s all have a moment of silence for this pathetic excuse for a cock. Okay, you understand that this is a site in which I rate dicks right? This is no dick, an enlarged clitoris maybe.. is that enough truth for you??? I mean I can rate cock, I can even humiliate a cock, but THIS is definitely not a dick. On top of that, your balls are even mini! …. LOL. I’m not sure you should even worry about your dick size, or being sexual, or women… you should leave that to the big boys… seriously. I wouldn’t even want unattractive thing in my ass, if you could even make it that far, it’s tiny but I don’t even think you could get past the entrance. This is a case where a man would have to wear a strap on in order to satisfy me because that’s the only way that I’m getting off. This little thing doesn’t even deserve to be anywhere in the vicinity of my tight and pretty pussy. So you would have to beg to even get the opportunity to sniff it. That poor little thing, I bet when you piss, it all ends up dribbling on your balls which I’m sure are just as equally unimpressive. Maybe you should consider shaving, it may give your clit … I mean dick an extra half centimeter and trust me you need all of the help that you can get.
*sigh* I hope that your tongue and mouth can work wonders sweetie because that’s the only way you’re going to satisfy a woman…sad but true.
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April 19, 2023 at 6:45 am
You have a baby penis a little boy baby penis lmao ha ha do need tweezers to put that little thing away get the fuck out of here lmao go get surgry or take some pills or better yet u better hide that tic tac lol
April 30, 2023 at 3:55 pm
I will gladly suck you Matthew .oh I bet that’s a tender sweet little piece of fine trim cock .I’d have a lot of fun trying to gulp that cute little thing down my throat