Woah!! Let me catch my breath! If my eyes aren’t deceiving me, you have an incredibly thick cock! It’s no slacker on length either. I wouldn’t call your length a MONSTER cock but it does work hard to try to match your width, which I WOULD call a monster cock. I keep having to look back again and again, just to check I’m not seeing you wrong! You’re head looks perfectly shaped to round your whole package off! It’s almost graceful…as if its standing on the bow of a ship…daring…whipped by the wind. Yours truly has the shape of a helmet rather than mushroom, and this deepens the wet, salty imagery! The color of your head is so sexy!! It says,”I’m ready to do my duty, and dive into the dark, mysterious sea if necessary! When I run my eye down the shape of your cock (besides seeing, thick, thick, mindblowing thick!!) There is a bondage of veins encircling your shaft…which makes my pussy perk up…but they can’t seem to conquer that hot bulging vein running from your tip to base! You know what I see there sailor? Bonus rigging for my pirate pussy to climb when it takes over your ship!! Yes, my pink mermaid sees a lusty challenge in that wooden vessel of yours! It wants to climb aboard and see what kind of treasure it can wring from your booty!! See, my pussy is tiiiiiight. And it loves being strettttccched. Which makes a fat cock like yours a treasure to find! But sometimes even my cunt has eyes bigger than its love canal. You’d have to suck my nipples, spank my tight ass, and lick my clit first to make sure I’m super wet and super hot. When the time is right, I’ll swashbuckle down on your sword in a slow attack. We’ll see who wins! Will my pink clam conquer your super thick cock by swallowing it to the base? Or will that sperm whale of a cock be just too much for this tight pussy to handle? It’s a shame we won’t find out. Here’s one little warning. Not every woman can handle a huge cock like I can.  If you pull down your pants, and she looks like she’s going to faint, it might not be with joy. You have to be sure that you take care of her first, to reassure her that you’re listening to what her body can handle, and to help her be a wet wide receiver for the goods you have in store!

So that’s what I think of your cock. It’s a 4.5 out of 5 babe, and I’m tempted to give it a five, but I like to be picky about giving out the highest score in vajayjay land!

tina