Bob, if I couldn’t see your legs, I would be pretty sure this isn’t your dick. I don’t even know how to talk about this in a dick-comparing fashion. I feel like I’m looking at some kind of fucked up belly button. I’m going to do my best to get it together and try to make it through this rating. This may be one of the most cartoonish packages I’ve ever seen. Lol, you said, “Don’t Hold Back, Make Me Cry, Just Insult Please!”,…. isn’t this what happens every morning you wake up and look in the mirror? Starting with your head, which is basically the only thing I can actually see. I mean, you have a decent shape here, but what good is a head without a shaft to back it up with. How would you even get that inside me. My mouth, my pussy, I don’t even see that fitting into my asshole. I guess I could get creative with my hands, but I will tell you right now, there is NO pleasing me with THAT. Moving on to your shaft…or really where your shaft should be, but mysteriously isnt? I am really hoping that you’re not hard in this picture. Maybe you’re a grow-er, not a show-er? Definitely can’t ride that, can’t take it from behind, can’t even wrap a single finger around it. Seriously, what the fuck would I even do with a shaft like that? Moving on a bit to your presentation. Can you really not take the time to clean this shit up a little? Just because your dick is a joke, doesn’t mean you just give up and put in no effort. Maybe cleaning up that hair would even help make that baby dick look a little bigger? Maybe. Luckily, you’re not a total failure in the package department. You do happen to have a nice set of balls. Which I could certainly work my hands and mouth all over, but again, those balls aren’t going to make me come. It’s kinda sad there is no cock to go with these balls… See I love to feel a nice set swing and slap my pussy doggy style, and well there would just be swinging I guess…. LOL. This joke of a package MAY be able to make me wet, but you can’t handle any of me with what you’re bringing.

Tiny Bob….. that name is very fitting honestly. What the fuck am I supposed to say about this cock? Can you even call it a cock, more like an over grown clit. You sir are now a ma’am and have a huge clit. Haha. I would honestly rather fuck the bic lighter than even attempt to put that pathetic excuse of a cock near any of my wholes. I would say your cock would be perfect for anal because the female would never be able to feel it. Haha. I am not even going imagine what that would feel like because the thought of that thing coming near me makes me shudder with disgust. Are you a virgin I feel like you have to be a virgin because there is no way you that thing would even be able to fit inside of a pussy. It is way to damn small. I am so shocked that there really are “men” who have penises this small. I mean you might as well go buy some woman’s underwear because you sir pretty much have an overgrown clit and there really is no fixing that. I do not even know what else to say. I do not understand why I always get stuck with super small penises to rate while everybody else gets these massive monster cocks, but I get stuck looking at “cocks” like yours Tiny. I think we both can agree that there is nothing special. Stay single dude save the woman.

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