Ok hun, why the fuck are you wasting my time with that tiny dick. I mean, you really are creating a conundrum for my brain, because you said you have a wife, with this dick… How is that possible? I know your dream is to kneel upon some big ass dick, and the two of you slob all over his knob. Unfortunately, I think your wife has been doing this solo since she met you. Do you have money or something? I mean no woman with a functional pussy is interested in this cock, let alone to lock it up for life. She’s getting dicked down by some man with some sort of gorgeous cock, it’s probably on our site as a 5/5. I almost feel like I can’t properly call it a dick since it’s so small. You say it’s pathetic and disgusting, and you’re not wrong. I honestly have never seen a dick as unsightly as yours, and I’ve seen hundreds and hundreds of dicks. I’m trying to guess the size of your dick to know exactly how small it is, and I’m having a tough time. Your balls look pretty below average and your cock is smaller than them. Using my thumb as a measure is no good because my thumb is pretty small and it still seems bigger than your cock. I kind of wish you sent more than one photo but that would mean I’d have to see more of your cock and I’m grossed out enough already. I might think about your cock again if I’m at a party with my friends and were talking about the worst sex we’ve ever had. Not that I would even get close to fucking you but of al the cocks we could have all seen yours has to be the worst. Honestly, if you want to have some crooked fun with your wife, you need to go out and find yourself a bull. Some man with a massive cock that will make your wife walk funny. You sit in the corner, and watch him make your wife scream in ecstasy. Let him raw dog her until he drains his manhood inside of your bride. At this point, you’ll have no choice but to make her sit on your face to clean her out of all his seed, and hope she doesn’t get pregnant with a real mans baby…..

eanna

HAHAHA this is a joke right T? God I hope your cock isn’t hard in that picture because that’s pathetic. What can you even do with that? I don’t just mean how can you possibly get off with that, but how do you even piss with that thing and not have pee drip down your balls. It’s kind of hilarious how your cock is actually smaller than your balls, and your balls don’t look that big. If your cock was a screwdriver it wouldn’t even be the ones you get in your Ikea box, it’d be one meant for fixing doll house furniture, if that. You know what would be funny? If you held your thumb up to your cock to see which is bigger. Oh even better see how it compares to your big toe and see which is bigger. My money is on your toe. Don’t get me wrong, there might be someone out there who could have fun with your cock. Not me of course, or any one I can think of, but maybe someone out there could, maybe. This is probably the grossest cocks I’ve ever seen…

ky