Bethany’s Rating:Ugggh Ben. It’s scary to think some girl at any point in your tiny dick’s life went home with you and unwrapped this pathetic package. Really? I mean this dick barely registers on a ruler for God’s sake. Hunny, your life should not be based on you dick because, that would be on fucking pathetic existence. Your length would barely spread the majority of women’s pussy lips… “Oh…oh…. oh yeah baby, punch your extremely tiny nub against the outside of my pussy, yes, that is the best sex”….. said NO woman or gay man ever in the existence of man kind. To make it worse you are a hairless child it appears. You are the exact package for maybe a homosexual phone sex line of something. This way you can lie about your size and your ability, and your body, in the dark over the phone so that you don’t even need to see how disappointing you really are. OMG I just don’t even know where this shit starts and where to end it all. This cock is a hot, terrible, no good mess! Gross…
Aw babe, sometimes god is cruel, and he didn’t disappoint this time. Really? I mean really? This little cock nubin’ is pretty cute. The Shortest Cock on Record…. Honestly it almost looks like you have three balls busting out of your panties. I really am not sure how we are suppose to fuck babe? This dick offers about as much as a dick head. My pussy is tight and considered perfect, buuuuuuut there is no need to even attempt to cum around a girl like me. Your best bet is to sit behind that laptop screen in your dark dorky room and jerk your little wein to pictures of women who would point and laugh! Not impressive at all. Sigh…. Your balls are even super small it appears…, but last I checked you can’t fuck me pussy and ass with a nice pair of testicles. Lame does begin to explain the issue you have. The good news is, there are women with sad and devastating pasts, that are scared of hard nice erect cocks, they will feel comfortable and safe to be with a man with your penis size….. Good luck, you are going need it.
lys
I opened your pictures and I thought someone was playing a joke on me. But nope. Your dick really just is that pathetic. Tell me there’s more and you hid it in your asshole? Maybe it’s behind your balls? I doubt. I feel sorry for you more than anything because, fuck, who’s going to want that miserable cock? I don’t give a fuck about what you’re wearing, but it pretty much makes me look at your cock and put it on display screaming: “I HAVE A TINY DICK.” Like, yeah, I know! I love big and defined dickheads but, really? How can I even compliment any part of your cock when it’s over half as small as anyone else’s. I love a full penetration, but this small is not what I had in mind. I wouldn’t even be able to feel any part of your cock if you fucked me in the ass as hard as possible. If you dropped your pants and showed me your dick, I wouldn’t even be able to take you seriously; I’d have to leave and probably never speak to you again. A dicklette? I wouldn’t even call it that. I’d call it: NOTHING. What do you even want me to say? Your teeny tiny dick speaks for itself: “Don’t touch me! Don’t look at me!” My hard nipples are probably bigger than what you’d call your erect cock. You have no girth either. A baby’s arm? More like a baby’s finger. Seriously, you should just tuck that thing and consider yourself a woman. I’m trying to think of something I would do to your dick and all I can say is that you’d be lucky if I even considered spitting on you, and I don’t even mean spit on your cock, just on you at all. How did your balls even drop? You obviously did puberty wrong. Some people get a second puberty in their 20s but you? You couldn’t even do it right the first time, there’s obviously no hope for you now. I hope you like using cock-sleeves and other sex toys because anyone that you’re with won’t accept your minuscule penis so you’ll have to compensate.
ky
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