I mean, is there a dick in these pictures Bri? I mean – where the fucking is the actual dick sir? This is really getting to be a disappointment, honestly. I open my e-mail always hoping for a thick and veiny dick for my viewing pleasure, and then I get a picture like this. That part about ‘viewing pleasure’? Honey, I gotta be able to -see- the dick to get any pleasure out of this. What, you couldn’t whack off for a little first to at least pretend to have a hard-on? I’ve got high heels with more length and thickness than this! And they sure as hell look better! What is that sad and crinkly lump; are your balls just misshapen, or is that top part actually your penis? Poor thing looks like it’s trying to crawl back in your body and hide from shame! I almost feel bad for it, poor little thing, being afraid to come out into the light. Why is it hiding, I wonder… is it just that damn ugly to look at that you need to keep a foreskin-bag over the head, or is it so used to being laughed at that it just doesn’t want to come outside anymore? Most guys I hear from that say they’re arrogant usually have a decent reason to be that way. And a LOT of them have incredible monster-cocks that would have me soaked and screaming with the first thrust. What’s your excuse? Because about all I’m managing are giggles and disgusted sighs. Lemme tell ya, ‘itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny’ is only good on a bikini. If I can stuff it fully into a shot glass, it’s -not- a dick. And in your case, ugh. I’d have to scrub out that shot glass later. A guy like you deserves to be punished if you’re a demeaning jerk, especially to women. But even if you were sweet as spun sugar, I can’t imagine you’d get any play, not with this little plump caterpillar you’re trying to pass off as a dick. I’m glad you’re single. Because I’d feel bad for your wife. Of course, if I was married to you, about the closest I’d let you get to my pussy is some pre-fucking licking to get me wet so a real man can take over and stuff my cunt full of something that I’d actually want. Which honestly could be an undersized vibrator with bad batteries; it’d still be better than this. No wonder your wee winkie is hiding.

tina