Natalie’s In-Depth Rating:

Fuck me silly Sparky? Well unfortunately, with this short cock, I don’t think your are going to drive me “silly”.  Do not take offense, your dick still has a nice hardness to it’s appearance and some nice veins. Sweetheart, you’re not even an average-sized dick and we both know it. You have a nice little dick head. It’s really nicely defined and really does look juicy and attractive. It has a great ridge separating it from your shaft. Your girth is proportional compared to your penis length so I mean that’s good in terms of being visually appealing but it’s way too skinny for me. But then again, it’s way too short for me too. I go for dicks bigger than six to seven inches and you’re almost half that size. I literally searched “sex positions for a small penis” to find the perfect position for your tiny cock. So the position I came up with is called “The Hero,” and, hun, you better be heroic. With a cock that small you better make sure you worship any lady who agrees to fuck you. And by that I mean, I’m going to lay down and you’re going to do all the work. First thing’s first: pleasure me orally first. Like I said, worship any woman who agrees to be with you. While already laying on my back after your oral pleasure – hopefully you know how to pleasure me to climax or I’ll have to teach you – I’d slightly bend my knees back toward my chest and raise my legs in the air above me. You kneel before me between my legs and press down on my thighs as you enter my spit-soaked pussy. Guaranteed there will be no stretch from your itty bitty member! The goal of this position is to double the pleasure because of the pressure you apply from pressing down on my thighs. Fuck me as hard and fast as you want so your big sack slaps against my ass; I can handle anything you can give me. You actually have a surprisingly large sack for such a small dick. Your dick finishing is probably like a little squirt gun, hm? You’d have the perfect cock if it was about 2.5 times bigger! 2.5/5