Ruby’s Cock Rate:
Well hello there Darcy, and good day smallest wee wee in the world! I think we need to get you entered into a small penis contest pronto! You’d most definitely win with that teensy little one! Cutest little loser dick right here! You’d get first place in the baby cucumber category! Hahaha! As far as ever getting a chance to have sex, well, sorry for you, loser, no woman will ever be happy with that puny little dick! How could she even begin to feel that stretching out her tight little pussy? “Are you in yet? Oh, let me get my glasses on to see if I can find it!” Aww, does that make you cry knowing every woman will be laughing at your clit dick? I hope so because that’s all you’re worth! A crying sack of shit in the corner of the room! Crying over your poor, pathetic love life because your dick isn’t a real man’s! You really should move to China where some woman might accept your tiny little baby dick! What an idea Ry! If I was your girlfriend, I’d be taking a picture of your puny shrimp dick and showing all my friends so we could have the best laugh of our lives! Maybe it would be fun to make you drop your pants in front of all my hot girl friends and have them laugh at your puny little clit! On weekends when all the real men are out getting laid, I bet you sit at home all alone with your tiny dick in your fingers, watching BBC porn, just wishing that you had that kind of dick!
Rubes
Natalie’s Cock Rating:
Oh, come on Darcy! Give me something to work with. I’ve seen bigger cocks on flaccid men! I don’t think I’ve seen such a pathetic dick in ages. This is going to be a rough rating for you sweetheart. Let’s get to it. That small sack you call your balls is just pathetic. It’s so tiny and tight that it looks like it was mean to be a pussy for a better man to fuck. Your head doesn’t look too bad, but it does look a whole lot more like a clit than a cock. Have you thought about trying to use it that way? I bet some big, strong alpha male would take pity on you and let you be his little sissy play thing. You could rub that little clit for him all day long! You don’t have any length to speak of and you can’t be much bigger around than a quarter, if that. You could easily pass for a woman with very little effort. We could dress you up and show you off to men at a bar and find you a nice gentleman to teach you some womanly arts. I bet you would enjoy being shown off to tons of men, given away, and taught how to behave like a good little sissy. Wouldn’t you? Maybe that will happen for you some day, you’ll get to feel what it’s like when someone treats that clit properly. Anyways, back to the rating dear. You’re just so miniscule I can’t even call that thing a cock. As far as rating that goes I’d give you a 0/0, but as a clit it’s not terrible.
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