Shane I am going to start off with who in their right mind does not take out the trash before sending a dick picture especially to hot female like myself? Also what makes you think that a hot female wants to see your flaccid penis anyways. Ugh shake my head. Ugh and you did not shave either. I can definitely tell you are single Shane, it looks like it has been a minute since you shaved or trimmed or done any landscaping. If that is how you are all the time whether you single or not than I feel really bad for your significant others haha. I want to talk about your balls for a minute and how odd they look. One ball looks like it is higher than the other then in a different picture it looks saggy and wrinkly and still lopsided, I do not even know what is going on there can you explain to me why? Shane all I got to say is thank goodness I do not have to fuck you cause I do not think I would be able to do it without looking disgusted the whole time. Or laughing at you. I would be laughing because I have seen how small your cock is hard and there really is not much difference when you are. You are still pretty small and not really thick at all. Your cock also looks funny like in general the way it is shaped. It is lopsided just like your balls. Haha  you know the movie the Goonies? Shane your cock kind of reminds me of the guy Sloth baha! That is all I can think about now when I look at your cock. Haha I can not stop laughing. Your cock is like so lopsided haha. Ok Shane honestly I would never want to fuck you I would rather fuck myself then have you come anywhere near me with you cock. I would rather stick a dildo on the floor one of the kinds that has the suction cup on the bottom so it will actually stick to the floor and face the wall and fuck the shit out of my dildo while you watch me instead of looking at you and your crooked dick haha. I do not think I would be able to look at your penis at all while fucking myself or I would not be able to get off. That is why I would be facing the wall. I would just be laughing the whole time thinkin about Sloth and I would have to stop like I would not even be able to force myself to cum if I had to look at your cock.  I would probably have to picture a lot of other people to get off because your cock would have me cracking up and would just ruin it for me. Honestly I do not even think I would be able to get off if you were in the same room as me.